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PostSubject: Favorite Quotes   Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:35 pm

Light a fire for a man and hes warm for a day. Set a man on fire, hes warm for the rest of his life- Terry Pratchett
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:44 pm

BAM
BANGG
BOOM
ZAPP! Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:46 pm

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."

Mark Twain
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:01 pm

"Balls To That"

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:51 am

procrastination is like masturbation its fun until you realize you're screwing yourself
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:02 pm

this is the only poem i have and ever will like


Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration?

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:09 pm

These are some real quotes that actually happened. i dont remember the exact word so i improvised a little, but the gist of the convo is still there

"This is spartan 117. I'm gonna end this fight"

"Halo 3 is a lot like porn. You'd love to actually be doing it, but watching is just as good"- me (talking to my friend about getting an xbox 360)

"Me: WTF??? you've been to jail and been anal'd in the shower?
Richard: i've never been to jail
Richard: i dont like anal
Khron: So you've tried it?
Richard: No
Me: khron, If you went to jail, youd be dropping the soap on purpose. the first 25 times they would enjoy it, after that, they might get a little suspicious. maybe think your enjoying it too much"

"Khron: Yah Sam and i love to bunt together, hes my buddy, we tear them dead bodies right apart"
me: just because you have a blow up doll of me doesnt mean i go out and bunt with you. im not a necrophiliac, unlike someone who's talking to me.
Richard: That only happened once"

"Emma: Im touching khron's boobies
Emma: Sam you feeling left out? want me to help that?
Me: I have Pecs, not b00bies.
Richard: MOOBIES!!!!!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:12 pm

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm

uh...........huh.........

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:51 pm

LOL, funny i know. mercedes isnt my first choice ever. i woulda chosen an orange Lamborghini Mercialogo, but w/e LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:06 am

LEEROY JEEEEEENKINSSSS

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:08 pm

and so the rabbi said...

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:35 pm

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