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†_SaM_† Magus
Posts : 23 Join date : 2007-10-22
| Subject: Favorite Quotes Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:35 pm | |
| Light a fire for a man and hes warm for a day. Set a man on fire, hes warm for the rest of his life- Terry Pratchett | |
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Precious Magus
Posts : 67 Join date : 2007-10-10 Age : 31 Location : P'cola bizzle
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:44 pm | |
| BAM BANGG BOOM ZAPP! | |
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Rhabbit Valkyrie
Posts : 14 Join date : 2007-11-23 Age : 35
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:46 pm | |
| "Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."
Mark Twain | |
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†Chronos† Freya
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-10-09 Age : 33 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:01 pm | |
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†Chronos† Freya
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-10-09 Age : 33 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:51 am | |
| procrastination is like masturbation its fun until you realize you're screwing yourself | |
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Death of Humans Magus
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-11-24 Age : 31 Location : England(we aint posh)
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:02 pm | |
| this is the only poem i have and ever will like Love is a temptation that starts with a sensation when a guy stick's his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation do you get my explaination or do you need a demonstration? | |
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†_SaM_† Magus
Posts : 23 Join date : 2007-10-22
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:09 pm | |
| These are some real quotes that actually happened. i dont remember the exact word so i improvised a little, but the gist of the convo is still there
"This is spartan 117. I'm gonna end this fight"
"Halo 3 is a lot like porn. You'd love to actually be doing it, but watching is just as good"- me (talking to my friend about getting an xbox 360)
"Me: WTF??? you've been to jail and been anal'd in the shower? Richard: i've never been to jail Richard: i dont like anal Khron: So you've tried it? Richard: No Me: khron, If you went to jail, youd be dropping the soap on purpose. the first 25 times they would enjoy it, after that, they might get a little suspicious. maybe think your enjoying it too much"
"Khron: Yah Sam and i love to bunt together, hes my buddy, we tear them dead bodies right apart" me: just because you have a blow up doll of me doesnt mean i go out and bunt with you. im not a necrophiliac, unlike someone who's talking to me. Richard: That only happened once"
"Emma: Im touching khron's boobies Emma: Sam you feeling left out? want me to help that? Me: I have Pecs, not b00bies. Richard: MOOBIES!!!!!!!!" | |
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†_SaM_† Magus
Posts : 23 Join date : 2007-10-22
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:12 pm | |
| “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.” | |
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†Chronos† Freya
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-10-09 Age : 33 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:42 pm | |
| uh...........huh......... | |
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†_SaM_† Magus
Posts : 23 Join date : 2007-10-22
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:51 pm | |
| LOL, funny i know. mercedes isnt my first choice ever. i woulda chosen an orange Lamborghini Mercialogo, but w/e LOL | |
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Death of Humans Magus
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-11-24 Age : 31 Location : England(we aint posh)
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:06 am | |
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†Chronos† Freya
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-10-09 Age : 33 Location : Pennsylvania
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:08 pm | |
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Death of Humans Magus
Posts : 157 Join date : 2007-11-24 Age : 31 Location : England(we aint posh)
| Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:35 pm | |
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